Her name was Margarita

I talked to my friend Jeff from Atlanta today on the phone. I didn't pay attention to the road at all and drove Jason, Pat, and Ben throughout most of Pittsburgh and through the ghetto sections. Pretty rad. Jeff is the fucking man. He is one of the smartest people I know. He said he might fly up next week. Hooray. I bought new razors yesterday for my Schick Extreme 3. Fuck yes. I shaved like a motherfucker today. It was nice. I had 2 nice sandwiches from Pats and some orange juice. That made Pat upset. He said I eat all of his good food and drink his orange juice. Apparently I will just have to drink out of the faucet for now on. Maybe eat some nuts off of a tree in his backyard or soemthing. If I were a squirrel I wonder how many nuts I could fit in my mouth. Anyways I am going to Cleveland on Thursday for Warped Tour. If anyone wants to come let me know. I doubt I would hang out with you a lot since I will be selling cds, but if you want to come let me know!!!

Listen to some victory lane bitches

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